I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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