smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Say something about gay babies.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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