do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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