Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just puked most of my soul out..
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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