that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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