Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize