I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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