I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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