I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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