when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I party with great urgency now.
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