Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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