Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
