So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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