i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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