I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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