what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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