he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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