What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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