This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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