He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
