The maid of honor just puked.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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