but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
