Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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