After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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