so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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