Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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