There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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