My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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