Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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