Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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