brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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