I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
