This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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