smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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