shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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