i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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