I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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