Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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