Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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