I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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