I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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