FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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