Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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