What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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