omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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