He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just high enough for therapy.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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