what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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