You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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