she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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