Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
