He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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